有趣的足球引言

    搜狐体育讯 有趣的足球引言我们整理了一些搞笑的足球引言。仔细阅读，看看这些话有趣或者奇怪在哪里？先自己思考，再看看答案是如何解释的。 "IAN RUSH, DEADLY

　　TEN TIMES OUT OF TEN, BUT THAT WASN'T ONE OF THEM." PETER JONES

　　如果说伊恩•拉什的射门十次中有十次都具有威胁力（也就是说每次都有威胁力），那么那次不是十次中的一次呢？ "YOU'LL BE HOPING THAT THIS

　　RUN OF INJURIES WILL STOP EARLIER THAN IT STARTED." ANDREW GIDLEY 没有什么可以在开始前就结束。

　　"OH, HE HAD AN ETERNITY TO PLAY THAT BALL, BUT HE TOOK TOO LONG OVER IT." MARTIN

　　TYLER “Eternity”是永远的意思——怎么可能粘球的时间比永远还长？ "MCCARTHY SHAKES HIS HEAD IN AGREEMENT

　　WITH THE REFEREE." MARTIN TYLER 摇头表示你不同意——点头才表示同意。 "THE BOYS' FEET HAVE BEEN UP

　　IN THE CLOUDS SINCE THE WIN." ALAN BUCKLEY

　　把头放在云里的意思是“因为不了解实际情况所以做了蠢事”但是如果把脚放在云里，那么如果要把脚放在云里，那不是在倒立吗？ "WE ARE REALLY QUITE

　　LUCKY THIS YEAR BECAUSE CHRISTMAS FALLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY." BOBBY GOULD

　　圣诞不在12月25日还能在哪天？ "THEY CAN CRUMBLE AS EASILY AS ICE CREAM IN THIS HEAT." SAMMY

　　NELSON 冰激凌遇热不会碎——冰激凌只会融化。 "AND RITCHIE HAS NOW SCORED 11 GOALS, EXACTLY DOUBLE

　　THE NUMBER HE SCORED LAST SEASON." ALAN PARRY 这就是说上个赛季他进了5.5 个球！ "I FELT A LUMP

　　IN MY MOUTH AS THE BALL WENT IN." TERRY VENABLES 球到底是进到球门里，还是进到他的嘴里了呢？ "IF YOU

　　STAND STILL THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GO, AND THAT'S BACKWARDS." PETER SHILTON

　　如果你站在原地不动的话，又怎么后退呢？